Я знаю пароль, я вижу ананас.
Я верю, что еноты придут спасать нас.
Я знаю бобров, я вижу бабуин,
Нельзя с амфетамином мешать кокаин!

Путин, двойное гражданство.

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красавы

- И ты, Брут ?
- И я, Цезарь
- Не ожидал, Брут...
- Так ведь сюрприз, Цезарь...

Отличный кусочек про братьев-дурбэцалов

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At London airports, 2 genial guys organized the following "incredible" joke: they wrote some fake names on a paper sheet and asked to the information desk if it was possible to call them at the loudspeaker.

To be more credible, they were dressed like taxi chauffers and presented themselves to the counter 45 minutes after the landing of an international flight of Pakistan Airlines, Air India or Thai Airways pretending that they didn't meet their clients.

At the same time, their accomplice was close to the loudspeakers to record the information desk employee pronunciation.

After the fifth message, Police understood it was a joke and kicked them out of the airport. The last message that you will find below was recorded at Gatwick.

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Версия со звуком Дневник белой и пушистой - Прикол